Examples of chumpery #21

A while back I met a girl in a bar. She was small, Irish and kind of cute. Despite my worst chat and offensive humour this girl decided I was worthy enough of an invite back to a party. I wasn't really that keen but there was promise of booze and I didn't want my night to end. Giving me little choice, she pulled me into a taxi that her friends had flagged down.

 

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